Tell The Story: Don't Touch the Button; Told

You know that infamous big red button? The one that screams DO NOT TOUCH? The one the character ALWAYS touches? Well... I may have touched it. maybe. Just maybe. Okay, okay, I touched it. I'm guilty. So, did I start the end of the world by touching it? Nope! That big red threatening button that I found in the secret room under the doorway tree that probably was a mad scientist's lab- was actually a time machine andd... when pressed activated, restarted the world. Yep. I restarted the world. AND IT WAS A PAIN IN THE TAIL TO GET BACK TO THE RIGHT TIME AGAIN. So If you take a lesson from my crazy adventures, take this. Do yourself and everyone you love and everyone that you do NOT love- a favour and follow the very clear instructions. Do. NOT. Press. The. Button. Okay. Now like every other law-breaking human you've done the exact opposite of what I've said and you probably want help. well, I'll give you some. Here, read my story that I've sent back into the future so people will stop pressing the button. Go on, READ IT. I promise that the book won't bite. SIGH If you want help, READ. Still no? Fine. I'll Tell a Timbit. Timbits are these amazing little balls of dough (that probably come from the dough that comes from the middle of a donut) that can come in many flavours. basically donuts but in small balls. You can get them In Tim Hortens, they are AMAZING. Fine, Fine, here, the story.
Shara is a normal dog. She lives with her humans, as the queen of all furniture. As a queen, she gets all the human food (fear her puppy eyes) and is very protective of her subjects.  Shara is not normal in the part that she can speak human. Of course, she doesn't tell the humans this. (what fun would that be) One day on her stroll through the forest she finds this tree. somewhere around or in or under or above (she isn't really sure where the room is) is this room that looks like a mad scientist's lab. It also has a big red button. On behalf of every dog and human Shara presses it. (what else was she sposed to do? not press it? Blasphemy!) That button was a restart button. So Shara finds herself at the beginning of the world. Not the ideal place to be. So as a good queen she sets off bravely into the face of danger (she almost got eaten multiple times) to put the world back in its rightful time, and to get back to her subjects. How does one do this? Simple! (it was most definitely NOT simple. In fact the quite opposite.) Get these random objects that this random guy randomly told her to put them in this random place. Did I mention how random it was? On the way, Shara picks up the unlikeliest crew of brave and noble comrades to help her fix time, but things aren't so simple and Shara and crew run into some trouble. Can they outsmart CuddleMe? Will Shara set things right again? Can she trust the eggy guy in black that doesn't answer her questions? Will she find out who the random guy is? Will they make it back alive? What will happen to them? and most importantly, will Shara ever get to Finnish she apple stuffed- lemon filling- kibble topped- cream puff?
Don't look at me! Go read the book and find out what shenanigans Shara and her friends get into.